Wednesday, August 23, 2006

A Little Help...

I think that my blog looks a little boring, and could really use something to spice it up a bit. The only problem is that I haven't the first idea how to do it!

Does anyone out there have a few tips? Please, make sure that they are stupidly easy to follow as I'm a complete beginner! :)

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Questions, Questions...

Borrowed this from Artful Dodger, who stole it from Dzer. If you think anything needs an explanation, leave me a comment!

1. My roommate and I once: I've never had a roommate - sad huh?
2. Never in my life have I: So much as kissed another woman.
3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile is: My OH
4. High school was: A nightmare! I was so glad when I left!
5. When I’m nervous: I talk for Britain!
6. The last time I cried was: A few days ago, had a bit of a girlie moment!
7. If I were to get married right now, my bridesmaids/groomsmen would be: They know who ther are!
8. Would you rather run naked through a crowded place or have someone e-mail your deepest secret to all your friends? E-mail my deepest secret - my friends all know them anyway! lol!
9. My hair: Is long, though you'd never know this as it's always tied up.
10. When I was 5: I was much more sensible!
11. Last Christmas: Was nice and quiet.
12. When I turn my head left: I see a wall.
13. I should be: Doing many things but instead I'm writing this!
14. When I look down I see: I'm on the short side, so it's rare I see anything other than the floor!
15. The craziest recent event was: ummm....having my blog reach 5000 visitors! Who knew that my words would be so popular? :)
16. If I were a character on “Friends” I’d be: someone in Central Perk - I LOVE coffee! :)
17. By this time next year: I hope to be very nearly married.
18. My favorite aunt is: I only have one aunt, and the number of times of spoken to her wouldn't require all the digits on one hand.
19. I have a hard time understanding: Men!
20. One time at a family gathering: What are these??? I don't exactly come from a close-knit family! :)
21. You know I like you if: I smile at you.
22. If I won an award, the first person (people) I’d thank: Would be the people who helped me to win it.
23. Take my advice: Let yourself go and have fun as often as possible!
24. My ideal breakfast is: Coffee.
25. If you visit my home town: You're lost!
26. Sometime soon I plan to visit: My local shopping centre!
27. If you spend the night at my house: I have my own house?? Wow, how did I afford that??
28. I’d stop my wedding if: Stop it?? I have a hard enough time trying to arrange the damn thing!
29. The world could do without: Bad manners. This REALLY winds me up, and everyone would be so much happier without the wisecracks etc.
30. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: EEEWWWWWWW!!!!!
31. The most recent thing I’ve bought myself is: My ben-wa balls.
32. The most recent thing someone else bought for me is: Lunch.
33. My favorite blonde is: My friend, K..
34. My favorite brunette is: Me! :) Just kidding, it's my OH.
35. My car must have a sign on it that reads: I have a car?? News to me.
36. The last time I was drunk: Never been drunk - I fall asleep after a few.
37. The animals I would like to see flying besides birds: lol! Just had an image of looking up and seeing all manner of animals flying through the sky!
38. I shouldn’t have been: So quick to fall in love with my ex.
39. Have you ever shaved your pubic hair? No. Waxed? Always!
40. Last night I: Went food shopping.
41. There’s this girl I know who: Isn't too well. Hope you feel better soon sweetie!
42: I don’t know: Many things! But I'm eager to learn...;)
43. A better name for me would be: Something that would go better with my OH's surname.
44. If I ever go back to school I’ll: Be travelling back in time.
45. How many days until my birthday?: Several.
46. One dead celebrity I wish I’d met is: Audrey Hepburn.
47. I’ve lived at my current address since: Just before Christmas.
48. I’ve been told I look like: My double! Apparently she lives in the same town as me, strangers forever come up to me and say "you're Dave's wife aren't you?" NO I AM NOT!!! :)
49. If I could have any car, it would be: An Audi TT, silver, but not the new model - it looks too butch now.
50. If I got a new cat tomorrow, I would name it: "kitty" until I worked out what kind of personality it had.

Friday, August 04, 2006


Lately I've found that I've been thinking about another woman while I'm masturbating. Not a fantasy, just thinking about how on earth I could start looking for a first experience.

Frankly, this terrifies me! I haven't played the dating game in over 6 years, so to look for a potential partner is quite a daunting prospect. The fact that I'm looking for a female makes me a thousand times more nervous!

I mean, what would I say to break the ice? What if she got the wrong end of the stick and thought I was single and gay (not that there's anything wrong with that, it's just not me!)? Heck, how would I bring up the fact that I'm bi-curious? Does one just drop it into conversation these days when eyeing up a new date?

All these thoughts (and many more) have been whirling around my brain, but so far no answers have presented themselves. I want the all-girl experience, but I'm not sure I'm brave enough to go looking for it.

Maybe someone will find me and put all my fears to rest, or maybe I'm destined to remain curious. Who knows what the future will bring? :)