Lazy Post...

I don't have much time for blogging at the moment as I have exams in just two weeks time (PANIC!!!), so I've stolen this from AAG's blog and added my own thoughts. I promise to post again whenever I get the chance! Cross my heart! :)

The ones that are TRUE for me are in purple.

I’ve Never French-Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex.
I’ve Never French-Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex.
I've Never Had Sex With A Member Of The Opposite Sex.
I've Never Had Sex With A Member Of The Same Sex. (Here's hoping I do one day!)
I’ve Never Had A Three-Some.
I’ve Never Been In Love.
I’ve Never Had Sex In A Public Place.
I’ve Never Had Group Intercourse.
I’ve Never Been Spanked.
I’ve Never Been Tied Up.
I’ve Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone.
I’ve Never Made Out With A Stranger.
I’ve Never Gone On A Blind Date.
I’ve Never Had A Crush On A Teacher or Professor. (Does a dance teacher count here?)
I’ve Never Slept With A Co-Worker.
I’ve Never Had Sex At The Office.
I’ve Never Been Married. (Hoping to get married soon though!)
I’ve Never Been Divorced.
I’ve Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week.
I’ve Never Posed Nude. (Only for my OH).
I've Never Watched Porn. (Actually, I've only seen one porno. Wouldn't mind seeing a lot more!)
I’ve Never Gotten Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them.
I’ve Never Received Scars From My Sex Partner. (I'll leave this to your imagination!).
I’ve Never Had Sex At A Friend’s House While They Were Throwing A Party.
I’ve Never Had Sex In A Dressing Room.
I’ve Never Flashed Anyone.
I’ve Never Met Anyone From Online.
I've Never Cheated On My Significant Other. (Been on the other side of this, and it SUCKED. I'd NEVER do this!)
I've Never Masturbated. (WTF?? Who thought of putting this one in??)
I've Never Used A Sex Toy On Myself.
I've Never Used A Sex Toy On Someone Else.
I've Never Danced On A Table Or Bar. (Does a podium count?)
I've Never Strip-Teased For Anyone.
I've Never Received A Rim Job.
I've Never Given A Rim Job.
I've Never Received A Hand Job.
I've Never Given A Hand Job.
I've Never Had Sex In A Hammock. (Is this even possible without injury to either party? :) )
I've Never Performed Oral Sex.
I've Never Received Oral Sex.
I've Never Had Anal Sex.
I've Never Had Sex involving a strapon. (The thought turns me on though!)
I've Never Given/Received A Golden Shower. (Cannot see this as sexy, it's just gross if you ask me!)
I've Never Had Sex With Someone While Fantasizing About Having Sex With Someone Else. (True if you're my OH and reading this, otherwise false!)
I've Never Had A Sex Dream.
I've Never Had An Orgasm By Myself.
I've Never Had An Orgasm With/By Someone Else.
I've Never Had Phone Sex. (Just doesn't appeal).
I've Never Had Cyber Sex.
I've Never Role-Played.
I've Never Played Strip Poker

A Very Good Week...

I don't know what it is but I've been extremely horny all week. Perhaps it's because the weather has finally taken a turn for the better, perhaps it's a hundred and one other reasons, but I can't stop thinking about it!

Fortunately my OH has been only too happy to help me out. He must think it's his lucky day (week!) because I've been asking him to play with me (normally I like him to lead everything). Normally I only want sex every few days or so, but this week I've wanted lots of hot, hard, raw fucks that are over almost as soon as they've begun. Usually doggy-style as this position drives me crazy, hitting my g-spot and making me gush. I think I've gone through every towel in cupboard in a vain attempt to keep the bed dry!

I hope that this warm weather continues, as I'm looking forward to taking my sex life outdoors again. There's a river nearby that I've yet to investigate, so keep your fingers crossed for nice weather for me, and if you ask nicely I'll tell you all about it afterwards! x

My New Toy..

Just over a month ago I ordered a new toy (click here to check it out for yourself). It looks a little scary, but I was convinced of it's brilliance after reading the reviews.

I am still waiting for it to arrive, and my old rabbit is beginning to make some extremely odd noises (well, it has served me faithfully for 5 years!), so I hope that it won't be too much longer before my new one arrives!

**UPDATE**

I emailed the site in question to find out what's happened to my new toy. They told me that there is problem with their suppliers. When it finally arrives I'll make sure I let you know if it's really as good as the reviews say it is!

**UPDATE #2**

My toy arrived yesterday, and OMG! As soon as I got in from work I headed straight upstairs to try it out, and never actually made it back downstairs again! It's amazing! I thoroughly recommend it! :))

Chat with a girlfriend...

Over the weekend I met up with a friend. She's just started seeing someone so the vast majority of our conversation revolved around this.

As girls do, we compared notes on how our sex lives were going (if you're male, we don't discuss half the things you think we do but that's another post!). Her comment "I'm glad I can talk to you about this stuff. I wouldn't feel comfortable discussing it with anyone else" got me thinking.

One thing we talked about was the fact that we both like porn. Aside from my OH, she is the only person (in the real world!) that knows this about me. Until this discussion I thought I was a bit abnornmal. I mean, girls aren't supposed to like porn! I've never discussed this with other girlfriends for this very reaso, so I wonder just how many of us women hide away our true sexual selves?

Men flaunt their sexual desires everywhere you look...in advertising campaigns, films and TV shows, and the top shelf of a newsagents. They are totally comfortable with it. So in today's society where men a nd women are supposedly equal, why are women so ashamed and embarrassed to admit what turns them on?

I for one would like to see this change. Talking with my girlfriend felt so liberating! If only I felt this comfortable with all my friends...who knows what other secrets might be revealed! :)