No, I Haven't Disappeared...

Life has just been extremely hectic for the last few months, but life is beginning to settle into a more relaxed routine so I can write on this blog more often! :) My next post isn't quite finished yet, so I'd like my readers to ask me questions via the comments and when I have a few I'll post my answers. You can ask anything provided it doesn't threaten my anonymity or those of others I post about.

So, over to you! What burning question have you always wanted to ask me??

New Year Naughtiness...

Happy 2008 to all my readers! I trust that you all made a resolution to be as naughty as possible? I certainly did! :)

In fact, on the stroke (!) of midnight I started working on that resolution. My OH and I were at a decidedly average party and wandered outside for a walk a few minutes to midnight. We wandered down to the river, where we could watch all the fireworks people were letting off. We thought that we were alone so we started kissing and fondling each other in the darkness.

Suddenly there was a sound to our right, like someone was being muffled whilst in the throes of passion. My OH and I being very inquisitive souls, we wandered over to find out more. Just past a couple of trees were a young couple, naked and making passionate love. The girl didn't notice us, but the guy saw us and winked - we were going to be treated to a display that didn't need any gunpowder!

He turned the girl around so that we could get a good view of all that was happening. I was getting wetter by the second and looking at my OH I could tell that he was excited as me. Winking at him, I took off my clothes then removed his too. Laying next to the other couple we proceeded to make love, wild, hurried sex - the kind of sex you have when you a teenager.

Suddenly the girl noticed us lying on the ground next to her. I moved a bit closer so that I could caress her breasts. She groaned with delight, then kissed me deeply. We did this for a few minutes, driving each other to the very edge of orgasm, and taking our partners along with us. She came first and her partner just seconds after. That tipped my partner over the edge and he spurted his seed deep into the heart of me.

Suddenly I had their hands all over me, kisses raining down upon my body. My orgasm was as explosive as the fireworks exploding over our heads. Definitely the best way to start the new year! Having got dressed, we wished each other all the best for the new year then went our seperate ways...I can't help but hope that we meet by the river again!

Getting Caught...

I've had an email from a reader asking if I've ever been caught masturbating. The answer is a resounding YES!!! I have been caught on many, many occasions which I guess is to be expected when you masturbate in public places a lot! :)

The very first time I was caught was way back when I was a kid. I shared a bedroom with my sister, and she walked in one afternoon when I was "playing". She didn't have a clue what I was doing, and I was too young to really understand myself. I simply told her to try it as it felt really good! Fortunately she never told our parents!

As a dancer, you often barely have time to change costume between dances, but every now and then you get a few extra moments. On one such occasion I was feeling particularly horny and decided that as I had the time I may as well do something about it. I was just about to come when I realised that I wasn't alone in the changing room. A tall, dark, handsome guy had wandered in, and was edging his way closer to me for a better look. Always one to play to an audience I obligingly opened my legs that little bit more so that he could see everything in graphic detail. Smiling, he took out his cock and began stroking his delicious cock. Spurring each other on yet not saying a word to each other, we quickly came and hurried to change ready for our next performance!

I think that the most memorable (and embarrassing) time I was caught was when I was visiting my OH at university. He had an early lecture and had left me sleeping in bed. On waking I was desperate to come so I began masturbating. Imagine, I'm lying on the bed, at the end of which is the door to the room. Suddenly the door opened! I don't know who was more shocked, me because I'd assumed the door was locked, or his flatmate who was standing in the doorway staring at my dripping cunt! The poor guy was mortified as we were all good friends, but couldn't tear his gaze away. I was beyond caring at this point, so close was I to an orgasm. I don't know when exactly he left but when I'd recovered the door had closed. He never looked me in the eye again after that and always made sure he knocked first!

More Testing...

The lovely people sent me some more toys to test (thank you!!!), so I'm now going to share my thought on these with you lucky people!

This Thunderbird vibrator had me very excited from the description, I've never had a vibrator with a tickler before! When I got it my first thought was that it was a really pretty colour, closely followed by the thought that I had to try this now!

Try it I did, and while the vibrator made my clit feel amazing, I was disappointed by the tickler. It just didn't do anything for me. I won't be looking for this on my next purchase.





On the other hand, I wasn't expecting the Pulsatron to be this good! I thought "once you've tried one bullet you've tried them all". Boy, was I wrong! This one has several different settings from just normal vibration to pulsing, to building in intensity, and I've found one to suit my every mood so far. My OH also loves this because the seperate controller means that he can control what's going on - he loves the look on my face when he changes the setting! I definitely recommend this one for couples looking for a toy they can both enjoy.

Morning Sex...

You lie there in the early morning sunlight and watch me sleeping. You kiss my lips and lightly run your fingers up and down my arm. You catch your breath as I stir, wondering if you have woken me up. When you realise I haven't woken you start to run your fingers over my breasts. My nipples harden at your touch, and you gently squeeze them before giving them a kiss.

I'm still fast asleep, unaware of you covering my body with little butterfly kisses. You kiss you way down to my stomach, tracing circles on my thigh which get smaller and closer to my clit with every circuit. Even when I sleep my body responds, you can feel me getting wet.

Carefully, you move between my legs. You're torn. Should you enter me slowly, waking me with a tender kiss? Or should you plunge in and wake me with a shock that you know will rapidly turn to excitement?

You opt for slowly. You start to push into me inch by inch whilst whispering into my ear that it's time to wake up, kissing me before I have the chance to open my eyes properly. I wrap my legs around you and pull you close. When I kiss you back it's deep, passionate, loving. My eyes stare into yours, seeing the love I feel for you reflected back at me. We don't say a word, just keep staring.

It's not long til we come, both of us climaxing at the exact same moment, each lost in our own feelings for a few seconds, then you smile, kiss me again, and hold me close so that we fall back to sleep in each others arms.

Absense Makes The Heart Grow Fonder...

Over the past few weeks I've been extremely quiet on the blogging front as real life has demanded an unusual amount of my attention. Fear not though, my absense from here was only temporary, and the short break has made me realise just how much I need to write some of this stuff down. Plus, I miss you guys!



For those of you interested in such things, I failed my exams. My confidence took quite a knock, as you can imagine, and I've had to re-think my career plans, but I'm over it now and looking forward to my next challenge.



My OH and I are fantastic! We almost split up (I won't bore you with the details), but we talked and cried a lot and our counsellor helped us to realise that a lot of our problems stem from my feeling very insecure and unloved. My OH has solved these by......drumroll please.....proposing!!!! We still have a few issues to work through, but a lot of positive progress has been made, so much so that my fiance (love that word!) and I no longer need to see our counsellor.

Now, if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go catch up on what everyone else has written these past few weeks. xx

Catch Up...

Whew! These past couple of weeks have been extremely hectic so here's a quick catch-up for you.

I've been away on business for a couple of weeks, all on my lonesome. I can't tell you how good it feels to be back and sleeping in my own bed again! ;)

I've travelled halfway across the country for a family wedding. Gorgeous day, gorgeous bride. Seriously, you couldn't have asked for a better day. It made me kind of wistful though. I've been with my OH (that stands for "Other Half" Anthony!) for many years now and I'd love to be married to him. Doesn't look like that's going to happen any time soon, which makes me sad.

I had an exam yesterday, which I think went ok apart from the fact that I ran out of time (why do they never give you an extra half hour???). There's more still to come, so once I finish typing this I'll be sticking my nose in a book! Could everyone say "break a leg" for me please? I need all the help I can get! Please don't wish me luck, I grew up on stage and saying that brings the worst kind of luck there is!

Once my exams are finished with, I promise to have a more exciting post for you. Until then...!